:05:02
There was a model boy.
:05:04
Tell the folks
where you are today, Donald.
:05:07
l run a profitable dress company.
:05:10
Sometimes l wonder where
my classmates are today.
:05:14
l'm president
of the Pinkus Plumbing Company.
:05:19
l sell talliths.
:05:21
l used to be a heroin addict,
now l'm a methadone addict.
:05:27
l'm into leather.
:05:30
l lost track of most of my old
schoolmates, but l wound up a comedian.
:05:34
They did not take me in the army.
:05:37
l was 4-P.
:05:39
ln the event of war,
l'm a hostage.
:05:45
You always only saw the worst
in people.
:05:48
You never could get along
with anyone in school.
:05:51
You were always out of step
with the world.
:05:54
Even when you got famous,
you still distrusted the world.
:05:57
l distinctly heard it.
He muttered under his breath, "Jew."
:06:00
- You're crazy.
- No, l'm not.
:06:02
We were walking off the tennis court.
He was there and me and his wife.
:06:06
He looked her,
then they both looked at me...
:06:08
and under his breath
he said, "Jew."
:06:10
You're a total paranoid.
:06:12
How am l a paranoid?
l pick up on those kind of things.
:06:15
l was having lunch with guys from NBC,
so l said, "Did you eat yet?"
:06:20
Tom Christie said, "No. Jew?"
Not "Did you?"
:06:24
Not "Did you eat?" but "Jew eat?"
You get it?
:06:28
- Max--
- Stop calling me Max.
:06:31
Why? lt's a good name for you.
Max, you see conspiracies in everything.
:06:34
No, l don't. l was in a record store.
Listen to this.
:06:37
There's this tall, blond crew-cutted guy
and he's looking at me in a funny way.
:06:43
He's saying, "Yes, we have a sale
this week on Wagner."
:06:46
Wagner, Max.
l know what he's trying to tell me.
:06:49
Very significantly, Wagner.
:06:51
Right, Max. California, Max.
:06:55
- Get the hell out of this crazy city.
- Forget it.
:06:58
We move to sunny L.A.
All of show business is out there.