:56:02
lt's made of pewter, made in Japan...
:56:05
...and thrown across the lawn
by one of my children.
:56:10
l wanted to point out that we're
not all ''polished brass'' about this.
:56:14
And also point out that last year...
:56:17
...Americans shot more than seven
billion photographs...
:56:21
...at a record of $6.6 billion
for film equipment and processing.
:56:26
Now, with all those
shutters clicking...
:56:28
...where is the indisputable
photographic evidence?
:56:31
l've been in the news
business for a long time.
:56:34
We never took a picture
of a plane crash as it happened...
:56:39
...or an automobile accident
and get it on the 6:00 news.
:56:50
There are lots of ideas
that would be fun to believe in.
:56:54
Mental telepathy...
:56:56
...time travel...
:56:58
...immortality...
:57:00
...even Santa Claus.
:57:03
l know it's no fun to go home and
say, ''Guess what happened today?
:57:07
l was in the shopping center,
and there was this bright light...
:57:11
...and l rushed outside...
:57:13
...and it was an airplane.''
:57:16
Excuse me, sir.
l didn't want to see this.
:57:20
l sure wish l had.
:57:22
For 1 5 years l've been looking...
:57:24
...for these damn silly lights
in the night sky.
:57:27
l've never found any.
:57:29
l'd like to, because
l believe in life elsewhere.
:57:32
Why don't you admit...
:57:34
...that the Air Force is conducting
tests in the Foothills area?
:57:38
lt would be easy to say yes to that.
:57:41
But l'm not going to mislead you.
This is not the case.
:57:45
l don't know what you saw.
:57:48
You can't fool us by agreeing with us.
:57:50
No, come on!
:57:52
l saw Bigfoot once.
:57:59
1 951 . Back in Sequoia National park.