:57:00
...even Santa Claus.
:57:03
l know it's no fun to go home and
say, ''Guess what happened today?
:57:07
l was in the shopping center,
and there was this bright light...
:57:11
...and l rushed outside...
:57:13
...and it was an airplane.''
:57:16
Excuse me, sir.
l didn't want to see this.
:57:20
l sure wish l had.
:57:22
For 1 5 years l've been looking...
:57:24
...for these damn silly lights
in the night sky.
:57:27
l've never found any.
:57:29
l'd like to, because
l believe in life elsewhere.
:57:32
Why don't you admit...
:57:34
...that the Air Force is conducting
tests in the Foothills area?
:57:38
lt would be easy to say yes to that.
:57:41
But l'm not going to mislead you.
This is not the case.
:57:45
l don't know what you saw.
:57:48
You can't fool us by agreeing with us.
:57:50
No, come on!
:57:52
l saw Bigfoot once.
:57:59
1 951 . Back in Sequoia National park.
:58:03
Had a foot on her, 37 inches.
Heel to toe.
:58:11
Made a sound l would not want
to hear twice in my life.
:58:20
l believe l've encountered
that gentleman myself.
:58:24
l was sitting on the porch,
looking through the screen.
:58:26
l seen this big white dot in the sky.
:58:29
lt turned red and blue and green.
:58:36
UFOs do not represent a direct
physical threat to national security.
:58:42
We do not support them,
and we encourage you not to.