Desperate Living
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1:06:02
I HOPE YOU DIDN'T LEAVE
NO PECKER TRACKS ON MY GOWN.

1:06:05
MAY I GET DRESSED,
YOUR MAJESTY?

1:06:07
YES, PLEASE DO.
1:06:10
YOUR BODY HAS
A CERTAIN ODOR ABOUT IT

1:06:12
THAT ALWAYS ANNOYS ME!
1:06:14
AN ODOR,
YOUR MAJESTY?

1:06:15
YES, A WRETCHED STENCH.
1:06:18
I WASH DAILY,
YOUR MAJESTY.

1:06:20
WELL, WASH HARDER
IN THE FUTURE.

1:06:23
THERE IS
A NOTICEABLEODOR ZONE

1:06:26
SOMEWHERE ON YOUR BODY,
1:06:29
AND I'D APPRECIATE IT
IF YOU COULD LOCATE IT

1:06:31
AND DEODORIZE IT.
1:06:33
I'LL TRY AND CORRECT IT,
YOUR MAJESTY.

1:06:35
OH, WE CAN'T
ALL BE PERFECT,

1:06:38
LIEUTENANT GROGAN.
1:06:39
COME ON OVER HERE
AND SIT BESIDES MY FEET.

1:06:42
I HONOR YOU,
QUEEN CARLOTTA.

1:06:44
I HONOR YOU,
QUEEN CARLOTTA.

1:06:45
Queen: YOU HONOR ME,
1:06:47
BUT CERTAIN COMMONERS
IN THIS TOWN

1:06:49
OBVIOUSLY DON'T.
1:06:50
SOMEONE THREW A MUDBALL
AT ME TODAY.

1:06:54
IF ONLY I HAD A LITTLE
PINK BUTTON TO PUSH

1:06:57
THAT COULD WIPE OUT
THIS TOWN.

1:07:00
TELL ME,
IS IT POSSIBLE

1:07:02
TO GET ME
A HYDROGEN BOMB?

1:07:05
I DOUBT IT,
YOUR MAJESTY.

1:07:07
HOW ABOUT GERM WARFARE?
1:07:08
DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT?

1:07:11
YOU MEAN POISONING
THE POPULATION?

1:07:13
YES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A FUN PROJECT.

1:07:16
HOW ABOUT RABIES?
1:07:19
COULD WE SPREAD THAT
DISEASE INEXPENSIVELY?

1:07:22
I THINK SO, YOUR MAJESTY.
1:07:24
ALL WE NEED
IS SOME RABID BAT PUS

1:07:26
TO MAKE A SERUM.
1:07:28
FINE! LET'S TRY IT.
1:07:30
RABID BAT PUS,
1:07:32
AND LET'S PUT IN
A LITTLE RAT PISS

1:07:34
FOR GOOD LUCK.
1:07:35
YOU'RE A GENIUS,
YOUR MAJESTY.

1:07:37
I KNOW. I KNOW.
1:07:40
[CREAKING]
1:07:41
YOU LET ME
OUT OF HERE, MOMMY!

1:07:43
YOU MURDERESS!
YOU RAT!

1:07:45
STINKING FASCIST SLUG!
1:07:47
STINKING FASCIST SLUG!
1:07:53
SWINE.
1:07:54
SWINE.
1:07:55
WHAT DO I TELL YOU?
1:07:56
OH! OH! W-WHAT--
1:07:58
YOUR MAJESTY, HERBERT
THE GARBAGE MAN IS DEAD,


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