Desperate Living
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1:07:00
TELL ME,
IS IT POSSIBLE

1:07:02
TO GET ME
A HYDROGEN BOMB?

1:07:05
I DOUBT IT,
YOUR MAJESTY.

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HOW ABOUT GERM WARFARE?
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DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT THAT?

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YOU MEAN POISONING
THE POPULATION?

1:07:13
YES, THAT SOUNDS LIKE
A FUN PROJECT.

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HOW ABOUT RABIES?
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COULD WE SPREAD THAT
DISEASE INEXPENSIVELY?

1:07:22
I THINK SO, YOUR MAJESTY.
1:07:24
ALL WE NEED
IS SOME RABID BAT PUS

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TO MAKE A SERUM.
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FINE! LET'S TRY IT.
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RABID BAT PUS,
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AND LET'S PUT IN
A LITTLE RAT PISS

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FOR GOOD LUCK.
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YOU'RE A GENIUS,
YOUR MAJESTY.

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I KNOW. I KNOW.
1:07:40
[CREAKING]
1:07:41
YOU LET ME
OUT OF HERE, MOMMY!

1:07:43
YOU MURDERESS!
YOU RAT!

1:07:45
STINKING FASCIST SLUG!
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STINKING FASCIST SLUG!
1:07:53
SWINE.
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SWINE.
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WHAT DO I TELL YOU?
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OH! OH! W-WHAT--
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YOUR MAJESTY, HERBERT
THE GARBAGE MAN IS DEAD,

1:08:00
AND THANKS TO THIS
NOBLE PEASANT WOMAN,

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WE HAVE CAPTURED COO-COO
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AND RETURNED HER
TO THE CASTLE.

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RELEASE THE PRISONERS!
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OH, THANK YOU,
YOUR WONDERFUL MAJESTY!

1:08:13
YOU BILIOUS
BALL OF BLUBBER!

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YOU ROTTEN, STINKING--
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COME ON, GET BACK HERE!
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Queen: THAT'S
THE LAST STRAW, COO-COO!

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I HEREBY PROCLAIM--
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[TRUMPET BLARING]
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OH, SHUT UP.
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I HEREBY PROCLAIM
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THAT YOU ARE NO LONGER
THE PRINCESS OF MORTVILLE.

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YOU'LL BE GANG-RAPED
BY MY SOLDIERS,

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INJECTED WITH RABIES,
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AND EXILED TO
THE STREETS OF MORTVILLE

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WHERE YOU BELONG!
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I CONSIDER THAT
AN HONOR,

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YOUR ROYAL HOGNESS,
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TO ONCE AND FOR ALL
BE FREED

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FROM THIS MOCKERY
OF A MONARCHY.

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I WILL NEVER LIVE DOWN
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THE SHAME
OF MY INHERITED NAME,

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BUT I WILL DO MY BEST
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TO SEE THAT YOU TOPPLE
FROM THE THRONE.

1:08:59
[SPITS]

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