:36:23
- Mister, you got problems.
- Why do you think we're here?
:36:27
I know why you're here.
You got guts. I'll give you that.
:36:31
Your ad says, "If you've been
turned down elsewhere..."
:36:33
It didn't say "everywhere."
:36:35
- It's the first place we've been!
- Lucky us.
:36:37
Hey, there are lots of places we
can go for abuse. Come on, Dick.
:36:41
Sit down. Did I say I wasn't
giving you money? Did I?
:36:43
- No. It's just that...
- Sit down.
:36:47
Let's look at the pluses and minuses.
:36:49
- There are a couple...
- We'll start with the minuses.
:36:55
You two are in hock up to your eyes.
:36:58
You have nothing serious for collateral.
:37:00
You're behind in both mortgages, so
we're third in line behind the bank?
:37:05
And your car is paid for.
:37:08
But that car and a dime
would get you a cup of coffee.
:37:10
That's a perfectly good late-model car
worth at least a thousand dollars.
:37:16
You have some jewelry.
Might be worth a few bucks.
:37:18
- The car's at least $900.
- I haven't come to the pluses.
:37:21
Will you wait for me
to come to the pluses?
:37:23
Okay.
:37:26
On the plus side, you,
Mrs. Harper...
:37:30
...are actually working!
- Yes.
:37:32
Getting paid bupkes, but you're
working. It's regular. And you...
:37:37
You could get another
job. Who knows?
:37:40
They might find a cure for cancer, right?
:37:42
Will you get to the bottom line?
:37:44
The bottom line is that I love people.
So I'm going to let you have...
:37:52
...$ 1000 for one year at
18 and a half compounded.
:37:56
- A thousand dollars?
- 18 and a half? That's against the law.
:37:59
Take it or leave it.