Fun with Dick and Jane
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1:01:01
- Yes, sir. Yes, I believe we do, sir.
- Do you like that old jazz?

1:01:05
Well, I like the more modern
kind of stuff. You know, progressive...

1:01:09
Miles and, you know, a few people,
like Sedaka. He's good.

1:01:13
The lady will be leaving soon, and you'll
say, "Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones."

1:01:17
Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones. Okay.
1:01:20
- Nice smile. Go, go.
- Thank you very much, Mrs. Jones.

1:01:23
- Think nothing of it.
- Very nice. I liked the smile.

1:01:27
I'm leaving now. Say to me, "I'll get that
record for you next week, Mr. Jones."

1:01:33
Now!
1:01:34
I'll get that Bessie Jones
record for you next week, Mr. Smith.

1:01:38
Thank you.
1:01:41
Oh, yeah. 4.98, tax and license.
1:01:51
How was the food, folks?
That bad, huh?

1:01:58
Oh, baby. Baby.
1:02:10
Oh, God.
1:02:13
- Oh, God, Dick, I'm ruined for life.
- Oh, honey.

1:02:17
I wanna know the name of the
pervert who shut off my phone.

1:02:21
In spite of what you think, we do not
get our kicks cutting off telephones.

1:02:24
- I never got a bill.
- Excuse me, I'm sorry.

1:02:26
- Excuse my ass.
- You'll have to wait in line like...

1:02:30
I'm sorry, excuse me, but I'm afraid
this is what they call a stickup.

1:02:33
They're holding up
the telephone company!

1:02:35
Shoot out the computers
while you're at it.

1:02:38
- All right. Right on!
- God bless you. Give them a hand!

1:02:43
- Beautiful. Beautiful.
- All right!

1:02:57
He's had several offers, but because
of his investments he doesn't have to...


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