Fun with Dick and Jane
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I have to go to Washington next week.
But I'll give you a...

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A little call when I get back.
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That could be 15 years to life.
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I'm just going to talk to a
congressional committee.

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They think Charlie's been paying off
people besides them.

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Larry Maguire!
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- That's not Larry.
- Taquito?

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Thank you.
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Is it burning you, Mildred? That's
too bad. Would you like some water?

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- I'll get some water.
- Tequila, please.

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And now, once again,
bringing you salvation and success...

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...righteousness and riches,
the Reverend Dr. Thomas Will.

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You know, we've all heard the expression
"The meek shall inherit the earth."

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Well, that is exactly what
they're gonna get. Dirt.

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We all have to learn how to be positive.
You see, I don't want you to say "Amen."

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- I want you to say "I am."
- I am.

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You have to remember
that God is in you.

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And in you and in you
and in you and in me.

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Now, if you open up your heart
and you let God inside...

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...he will make you rich.
- I am.

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Let me remind you
that the cross is a plus sign.

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Now, I want you all to repeat after me:
Money loves me.

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- Money loves me.
- Money loves to be in my pocket.

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- Money loves to be in my pocket.
- I see a whole mountain...

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...of money coming towards me.
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I see a mountain of money
coming towards me.

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Now, I want you all to donate generously
to the ministry today. And remember...

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...that every dollar you give,
God will pay back tenfold...

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...in some wondrous
and mysterious and exciting way.

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A car, a boat, a plane, a home.
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Just one other couple, Dr. Will.
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Yea, I say unto you: Bring them in,
they're here to win.


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