:06:02
I went out in that storm
there last week to start my car.
:06:05
I didn't have my jacket on.
I think it's settled in my kidneys.
:06:08
We got action in the Presidents' goal.
:06:12
Hit him with your purse, ya pussy.
:06:15
Jesus, look at Brophy. He's plastered.
:06:18
He told me so. If anybody boards him,
he's gonna piss all over himself.
:06:22
- Piss all over himself? Good one.
- Faire pipi, eh?
:06:25
No, no. I OK.
:06:40
(phone rings)
:06:42
..these games, and I'll check my memory
against the statistics as soon as I can.
:06:46
Joe McGrath.
:06:48
Oh, yes, miss.
:06:56
Get off the ice, Nick.
You're gonna kill yourself.
:07:09
They're out on the ice right now,
giving their all.
:07:12
- (fan) Get it together!
- They will be ready.
:07:15
Ensemble number 32,
entitled "Omar Sharif',
:07:19
modelled by Chiefs defenceman,
Billy Charlebois,
:07:22
who hails from, if I can read the card here,
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
:07:27
- The padded shoulders give it a '40s look.
- You look nice, son. Real spiffy.
:07:31
Keep in mind that the perfect accessory
for the man in your life
:07:35
is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games.
:07:38
- I look like some cocksuckin' faggot.
- Have you seen Reg or Braden?
:07:41
Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough.
:07:43
Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta
make a fool outta myself. Am I right?
:07:47
- Have you seen Dunlop or Braden?
- I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.
:07:51
I'm gonna open this faggot robe
and wiggle my dick.
:07:54
- You will not.
- Yes I am, Joe, and you know why?
:07:57
I want you to have a heart attack and die
so we never have to do this again.