:07:09
They're out on the ice right now,
giving their all.
:07:12
- (fan) Get it together!
- They will be ready.
:07:15
Ensemble number 32,
entitled "Omar Sharif',
:07:19
modelled by Chiefs defenceman,
Billy Charlebois,
:07:22
who hails from, if I can read the card here,
Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan.
:07:27
- The padded shoulders give it a '40s look.
- You look nice, son. Real spiffy.
:07:31
Keep in mind that the perfect accessory
for the man in your life
:07:35
is a season ticket to the Chiefs' games.
:07:38
- I look like some cocksuckin' faggot.
- Have you seen Reg or Braden?
:07:41
Joe, I don't care. Enough is enough.
:07:43
Nowhere in my contract does it say I gotta
make a fool outta myself. Am I right?
:07:47
- Have you seen Dunlop or Braden?
- I'm gonna flash 'em, Joe.
:07:51
I'm gonna open this faggot robe
and wiggle my dick.
:07:54
- You will not.
- Yes I am, Joe, and you know why?
:07:57
I want you to have a heart attack and die
so we never have to do this again.
:08:00
- Fuckin' fashion show.
- It's good publicity.
:08:03
You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in
the way you have in the past.
:08:06
I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em,
you cheap bastard.
:08:08
Be prepared, because when I yank it out,
:08:10
everybody in that audience except
my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.
:08:15
Ensemble number eight,
as we watch Chiefs defenceman,
:08:18
Johnny Upton, modelling number eight.
:08:21
- Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop...
- (screaming)
:08:32
We have two generations
of pro hockey with us
:08:35
for you folks to call in and question.
:08:37
Player-coach Reg Dunlop,
and right wing Ned Braden.
:08:40
Reggie, you represent the old guard, one
of the iron men of the Federal League.
:08:44
You've been playing pro hockey
now for how many years?
:08:47
- Quite a few, Jim.
- Is that right?
:08:50
On the other side of the scale, Ned,
:08:52
who's a college graduate
and an American citizen.
:08:54
- At Princeton you were all-Eastern?
- That's what it said in the yearbook.
:08:59
OK. Our lines are open.