:08:00
- Fuckin' fashion show.
- It's good publicity.
:08:03
You fellas have not been drawin' 'em in
the way you have in the past.
:08:06
I'm gonna wiggle it at 'em,
you cheap bastard.
:08:08
Be prepared, because when I yank it out,
:08:10
everybody in that audience except
my wife is gonna be runnin' for the exits.
:08:15
Ensemble number eight,
as we watch Chiefs defenceman,
:08:18
Johnny Upton, modelling number eight.
:08:21
- Joe McGrath. Just checking on Dunlop...
- (screaming)
:08:32
We have two generations
of pro hockey with us
:08:35
for you folks to call in and question.
:08:37
Player-coach Reg Dunlop,
and right wing Ned Braden.
:08:40
Reggie, you represent the old guard, one
of the iron men of the Federal League.
:08:44
You've been playing pro hockey
now for how many years?
:08:47
- Quite a few, Jim.
- Is that right?
:08:50
On the other side of the scale, Ned,
:08:52
who's a college graduate
and an American citizen.
:08:54
- At Princeton you were all-Eastern?
- That's what it said in the yearbook.
:08:59
OK. Our lines are open.
:09:01
Anything you wanna know about
the fascinating world of pro hockey...
:09:05
Here we go. Hi there.
Jim Carr. What's your question?
:09:08
Hey, Dunlop, you old fart. Why don't
you get outta the game and let some...
:09:12
We're gonna spin some music
while we wait for our next caller.
:09:15
Before you do that, I know a lot
of kids would enjoy coming to the games
:09:19
to see a great veteran like Reggie skate.
:09:21
While we wait for our next caller,
we'd like to remind you folks calling in
:09:24
to keep your questions
within the boundaries of good taste.
:09:29
What kind of broad is it that
calls up and says something like that?
:09:34
- They're supposed to be our fans.
- Who cares? It's over.
:09:37
Idiot McGrath and his shitty PR schemes.
:09:39
I hate that cheap little bastard.
:09:43
What are these poor fuckers gonna do
when they close the mill?
:09:46
They ain't closing it,
just jacking the guys around
:09:49
so they'll feel happy they got jobs.
:09:51
- It's the old tactic, the mindfuck.
- Announced it today.
:09:54
April 1 , they shut it tight.
:09:58
- Yeah?
- Yeah.