:03:02
- This your rig, son?
- Yeah.
:03:06
Open it up. Let's see the manifest.
:03:16
Well, placin' you under arrest
for transportin' alcoholic beverages
:03:21
across state lines
without the proper permits.
:03:23
And that means you,
you dumb cowboy.
:03:26
You know truckin' Coors beer
east of Texas is bootleggin'.
:03:29
- This here's Georgia, son.
- Just a friendly bet.
:03:33
These two old boys put me up to it.
:03:36
Now, when ya gonna learn?
:03:38
Big and Little Enos Burdette make that
same bet with every gearjammer they can.
:03:42
I say he ain't gonna go
for your game.
:03:44
Son, from what I've heard, the biggest
thing about the Bandit is his ego,
:03:49
and I figure that, plus a lot of my dollars,
and he'll try anything, legal or not.
:03:54
(ANNOUNCER) They've put on quite a show
for us today, haven't they, friends?
:03:59
Yes, sir, you have seen some of
the finest gearjammin' in all of this country.
:04:04
Remember, these are the boys that take
the long hauls. They really did it today.
:04:12
- Hoss... Where might I find the Bandit?
- I ain't seen him.
:04:16
- Over there behind his rig.
- Who wants to see him?
:04:18
- Who's askin'?
- I'm askin'.
:04:20
'Cause I'm the guy payin' him $25 a day
so all his loyal fans can look at him.
:04:24
Do it.
:04:27
I'm buyin' your attraction
for a half an hour.
:04:38
Egotistical son of a bitch.
:04:40
A guy that paints his truck like this would go
to a minister's funeral dressed in feathers.
:04:45
(BIG ENOS) See, son? Old legends
never die. They just lose weight.
:04:51
Seems like a legend and an out-of-work
bum look a lot alike, Daddy.
:04:55
(BIG ENOS)
Bandit, me and my son are here.