Smokey and the Bandit
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:22:00
''Ban-one.''
:22:02
B-A-N dash O-N-E.
:22:06
All right. Now, you boys
just stay here and watch the car.

:22:10
There might be some vandals around
who wanna steal somethin',

:22:14
so you boys just stay here
and keep your hands on the car

:22:17
until one of my associates arrive.
:22:21
And don't go home, don't go to eat,
and don't play with yourself.

:22:27
It wouldn't look nice on my highway.
:22:30
Oh, you can think about it,
but don't do it.

:22:51
Hey, man, he's gone.
Let's get outta here.

:22:54
Shit! You do what you want.
I'm stayin' right here.

:23:01
28 years old and... Oh, goodness,
what's this? I'll tuck it right in.

:23:06
I was down here dancing
in a home appliance show.

:23:09
- I danced around three trash mashers.
- Talk to me, my boy.

:23:12
I had this costume that lit up.
I only short-circuited once.

:23:16
- Where did you get that seat cover, son?
- This ain't no seat cover.

:23:21
- I was standing in the parking lot...
- I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia.

:23:24
I met this guy... These can't be my pants.
God, he was good-looking.

:23:29
- And he had this hat on...
- Funny, ain't she?

:23:32
I think he was from Texas or something,
and I thought, ''Why not marry the guy?''

:23:40
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.

:23:43
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.

:23:46
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.

:23:54
- Look, what if we...
- Shut up! She insulted my authority.

:23:59
And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.


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