:23:01
28 years old and... Oh, goodness,
what's this? I'll tuck it right in.
:23:06
I was down here dancing
in a home appliance show.
:23:09
- I danced around three trash mashers.
- Talk to me, my boy.
:23:12
I had this costume that lit up.
I only short-circuited once.
:23:16
- Where did you get that seat cover, son?
- This ain't no seat cover.
:23:21
- I was standing in the parking lot...
- I'm sitting next to Lawrence of Arabia.
:23:24
I met this guy... These can't be my pants.
God, he was good-looking.
:23:29
- And he had this hat on...
- Funny, ain't she?
:23:32
I think he was from Texas or something,
and I thought, ''Why not marry the guy?''
:23:40
Nobody walks out
on a pretty weddin' I set up.
:23:43
I'm gonna get that girl
and set everything straight.
:23:46
She insulted my town.
She insulted my son.
:23:54
- Look, what if we...
- Shut up! She insulted my authority.
:23:59
And that's nothin' but pure and simple
old-fashioned Communism.
:24:04
It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...
:24:08
with those show-folk fags.
:24:10
Halfway down the aisle I said to myself,
:24:13
''Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
His mother doesn't even have any teeth!''
:24:16
I jumped in this car, and it blew up
on the side of the road,
:24:19
and I ended up in this goddamn airplane.
What do you do?
:24:22
I don't remember.
:24:25
- Oh, are we on the air?
- Sort of, yeah.
:24:31
You think I'm...nuts, don't you?
:24:35
No, I don't think you're crazy.
:24:37
I picked up three brides yesterday,
just like you, very subdued.
:24:42
Hey, what...what's goin' on up there?
:24:45
- Come back, Bandit.
- Bandit?
:24:48
- Is that your name or your profession?
- That's my handle. Bo's my real name.
:24:54
- What's your name?
- Carrie.
:24:56
Is she wearing a wedding dress?