:24:04
It happens every time one of those
dancers starts poontangin' around...
:24:08
with those show-folk fags.
:24:10
Halfway down the aisle I said to myself,
:24:13
''Jesus Christ, what are you doing?
His mother doesn't even have any teeth!''
:24:16
I jumped in this car, and it blew up
on the side of the road,
:24:19
and I ended up in this goddamn airplane.
What do you do?
:24:22
I don't remember.
:24:25
- Oh, are we on the air?
- Sort of, yeah.
:24:31
You think I'm...nuts, don't you?
:24:35
No, I don't think you're crazy.
:24:37
I picked up three brides yesterday,
just like you, very subdued.
:24:42
Hey, what...what's goin' on up there?
:24:45
- Come back, Bandit.
- Bandit?
:24:48
- Is that your name or your profession?
- That's my handle. Bo's my real name.
:24:54
- What's your name?
- Carrie.
:24:56
Is she wearing a wedding dress?
:25:02
She was.
:25:04
What's she wearin' now?
Come back.
:25:07
Hey, you got peanut butter
or somethin' in your ears?
:25:10
Tell me what that woman's got on...
her mind!
:25:15
10-4!
:25:17
No coozie's gonna leave me
at no church.
:25:21
Decoratin' up a whole town
at a cost of $40.
:25:24
Right.
:25:28
I can see her now,
runnin' back up that aisle...
:25:34
No, she was dancin'
back up the aisle,
:25:37
her knockers bouncin'
all over the joint.
:25:41
Let go of that wheel.
:25:44
Why, her ass was wigglin', too.
:25:51
Why so fast?
You're late for a big bowling date?
:25:55
Cute.
:25:59
- So, tell me about yourself.
- What do you wanna know, my sign?