:30:00
You're gonna have to make your own lane,
'cause you definitely got oncoming traffic.
:30:04
Be careful. Be careful.
:30:12
Oh, my... Oh, my God!
:30:15
I'm about to be killed in this...
in this moving CB radio show,
:30:19
and I...I don't even have a handle!
:30:23
You want a handle?
OK, I'll think one up for ya. Let's see.
:30:27
- Oh, I got one for ya!
- What?
:30:32
Just give me a minute here.
:30:35
He done good, didn't he, Fred?
:30:43
What?
:30:45
Frog.
:30:48
- Why?
- 'Cause you're always hoppin' around.
:30:51
And you're kinda cute like a frog,
and...I'd like to jump ya.
:30:58
Nobody...
:31:00
Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice
look like a possum's pecker.
:31:05
- Except for that...
- Shut your ass.
:31:08
(HORNS BLARE)
:31:12
- Break for that, Bandit One.
- Yeah, Snowman, come on back.
:31:16
That was a Texas bubblegum machine
on your back door.
:31:18
- A Texas bubblegum machine?
- Yeah, I saw him.
:31:34
You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy
sombitch tried to drive up under my truck.
:31:38
What's a Texas county mountie
doing in Arkansas?
:31:41
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
:31:44
I don't know!
:31:46
- Well, who the hell knows?
- I really don't know.
:31:52
What we're dealin' with here is
a complete lack of respect for the law.
:31:59
(USTICE ON RADIO )
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.