:31:00
Nobody makes Sheriff Buford T. Justice
look like a possum's pecker.
:31:05
- Except for that...
- Shut your ass.
:31:08
(HORNS BLARE)
:31:12
- Break for that, Bandit One.
- Yeah, Snowman, come on back.
:31:16
That was a Texas bubblegum machine
on your back door.
:31:18
- A Texas bubblegum machine?
- Yeah, I saw him.
:31:34
You ain't gonna believe this, but that crazy
sombitch tried to drive up under my truck.
:31:38
What's a Texas county mountie
doing in Arkansas?
:31:41
- I don't know.
- I don't know.
:31:44
I don't know!
:31:46
- Well, who the hell knows?
- I really don't know.
:31:52
What we're dealin' with here is
a complete lack of respect for the law.
:31:59
(USTICE ON RADIO )
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice.
:32:03
I'm in pursuit of a black TransAm.
:32:06
He's all mine, so stay outta the way.
:32:19
This is Sheriff George Branford
of Deeson County, Arkansas.
:32:22
We are apprised of the situation
and are taking appropriate measures.
:32:25
Did you say you are a sheriff?
:32:27
That's a big 10-4!
:32:30
This is Sheriff Buford T. Justice
of Texas!
:32:34
Texas? You know, of course,
that you're out of your jurisdiction.
:32:38
I suggest that you let my department
handle the situation.
:32:40
That's very comfortin',
but I'm in a high-speed pursuit.
:32:45
- Don't you hear good?
- I hear perfectly.
:32:48
The fact that you are a sheriff
is not germane to the situation.
:32:51
The goddamn Germans
got nothin' to do with it!
:32:54
- What?
- Shut up! One shit at a time!