:21:01
Id love to.
I cant afford one.
:21:03
Theres the urine analysis,
:21:05
the chest plates,
the liver function,
:21:07
the blood count,
the electrocardiogram...
:21:09
The Mercedes, the Gucci loafers,
the conventions in Acapulco.
:21:11
Ive never been to Acapulco.
What are you talking about?
:21:14
As a matter of fact,
you know that...
:21:15
Excuse me. I would
like to ask a question.
:21:18
Would you excuse me?
Thank you.
:21:19
I want to know why, when the
bills come in, it always says:
:21:22
Make checks payable
to Internal Medicines, Inc.
:21:25
Or Surgical Procedures, Inc.
:21:27
Isnt there
something peculiar
:21:29
about all these
incorporated doctors?
:21:31
What the hell
is so peculiar...
:21:32
Is it okay to say hell?
:21:33
Yes.
You said it before.
:21:34
Thousands of
doctors incorporate.
:21:36
Yes, but...
:21:37
Just one moment please.
Albert Schweitzer didnt.
:21:39
He was not in our tax bracket.
:21:42
Look, I know that there are
a lot of things wrong
:21:45
with the medical profession.
:21:47
Who said that?
They must be crazy.
:21:48
Believe me,
we are trying to change it,
:21:50
but it must be done slowly
and patiently and tactfully.
:21:54
Tactfully?
Yes.
:21:55
Perhaps you could tell me
what is tactful
:21:57
about a road-traffic accident?
:21:59
If I am smashed to pieces
by a car...
:22:00
Thats very, very provoking.
:22:02
Thank you, Mrs. Atkinson,
Dr. Nichols, Mr. Quinn.
:22:06
Next week,
our program will be
:22:08
Transvestism: Aberration
or Alternate Lifestyle?
:22:13
I didnt ask
to be born in England.
:22:15
Just as you didnt ask
to be born in America.
:22:18
Whats left is spiritualism,
or reincarnation, or suttee.
:22:22
What about Indian suttee,
perhaps we could go to India?
:22:25
Your producer friend
was right.
:22:26
You do have a big mouth.
:22:28
Oh, we were just saying
:22:29
you defended
yourself brilliantly.
:22:30
I couldnt get
a word in edgewise.
:22:32
But when you did,
they were masterful.
:22:34
I wouldnt go
to masterful.
:22:35
We would, right?
:22:36
Yes, well get
an enormous response.
:22:38
I need more
practice at this.
:22:39
What I need is
a cup of coffee.
:22:41
Ill buy.
:22:42
Thank you.
:22:46
Im sorry. I cant
remember your first name.
:22:49
Ann.
:22:50
Ive always
liked that name.
:22:51
Thank you, Doctor.
:22:52
Mines Charley. Really?
Ive always liked that name.
:22:55
Youre kidding.
No, it was my mothers.
:22:58
Its my own fault.
:22:59
If I hadnt been
so conscientious,