House Calls
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I know this film.
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A golden oldie
if ever there was one.

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Oh, just look
at that kiss.

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The next shot
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is of a curtain blowing
gently at an open window,

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which indicates to us
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that just outside
the camera’s range,

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a little sensitive
screwing is going on.

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It’s much prettier
that way.

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Oh, it certainly is,
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but much less practical
if not downright impossible.

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You remember,
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then they couldn’t even
show a couple in bed

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unless they were fully dressed and
each had at least one foot on the floor.

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Who says it’s impossible
with one foot on the floor?

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Evidently, they thought so.
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Isn’t it?
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I mean,
theoretically speaking?

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Here, let me
have that, please.

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Thank you.
Now, lay flat. Flat.

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Come on, come on.
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And put one foot,
your right foot, on the floor.

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Right foot.
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Well,
Ow.

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...that’s no good, is it?
No.

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All right, now put
your right foot over.

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Cross over.
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Right foot cross over.
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Yeah.
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Do... do you have a
foot on the floor? No.

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Neither do I,
so it doesn’t count.

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Here, now,
scrunch over here.

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Ow.
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Scrunch over so...
I’m scrunching.

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...we can get to the edge.
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Oh.
All right.

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We’re at the edge.
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Now, wait a minute
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get one foot...
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No wait.
Get one foot

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down on the floor.
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No, that’s no good.
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That’s no good.
All right. Let me

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get over here,
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and here, let’s scrunch over
to the foot of the bed.

:52:46
I don’t think I can.
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All right,
I’ll tell you what.

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We can move over
to the foot of the bed

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until we get one...
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Okay. One minute,
one foot.

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Put your left foot down
and we’ll try it slightly...

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I can’t get my left foot down
I can get my right foot down.


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