House Calls
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1:00:45
Who is it?
1:00:46
Who would you
like it to be?

1:00:48
Fred Astaire, but I’ll settle
for the cards I’m dealt.

1:00:53
What are you doing?
1:00:54
Don’t come in.
I’ve lost a contact lens.

1:00:57
Oh, I didn’t know
you wore contacts.

1:01:00
Well, I thought it was too early
in the relationship to reveal it.

1:01:03
Oh, I’m never gonna
find the damn thing.

1:01:05
Wear one,
keep the other eye closed.

1:01:09
Gotcha.
1:01:13
I don’t know why
I have to wear a tuxedo

1:01:15
to listen to a guy
recite poetry in a turtleneck.

1:01:18
Because it’s for a good cause,
and you look divine.

1:01:20
Yeah, I’ll bet you say that
to all the maitre d’s.

1:01:27
What’s this?
1:01:28
It’s a small Rolls Royce.
1:01:29
Gosh.
1:01:33
Oh, Charley, what stones,
they’re extraordinary.

1:01:36
I’ve never seen
anything like them.

1:01:38
They should be
for $3,500.

1:01:41
Charley,
so much money.

1:01:43
Not mine, Mrs. Stroud’s.
1:01:44
Mrs. Who?
1:01:45
Mrs. Stroud’s.
They’re her gallstones.

1:01:47
I took them out yesterday.
1:01:49
Oh.
1:01:52
Mmm.
1:01:56
Uh, look under the gallstones.
1:01:58
I don’t believe you.

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