House Calls
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1:01:00
Well, I thought it was too early
in the relationship to reveal it.

1:01:03
Oh, I’m never gonna
find the damn thing.

1:01:05
Wear one,
keep the other eye closed.

1:01:09
Gotcha.
1:01:13
I don’t know why
I have to wear a tuxedo

1:01:15
to listen to a guy
recite poetry in a turtleneck.

1:01:18
Because it’s for a good cause,
and you look divine.

1:01:20
Yeah, I’ll bet you say that
to all the maitre d’s.

1:01:27
What’s this?
1:01:28
It’s a small Rolls Royce.
1:01:29
Gosh.
1:01:33
Oh, Charley, what stones,
they’re extraordinary.

1:01:36
I’ve never seen
anything like them.

1:01:38
They should be
for $3,500.

1:01:41
Charley,
so much money.

1:01:43
Not mine, Mrs. Stroud’s.
1:01:44
Mrs. Who?
1:01:45
Mrs. Stroud’s.
They’re her gallstones.

1:01:47
I took them out yesterday.
1:01:49
Oh.
1:01:52
Mmm.
1:01:56
Uh, look under the gallstones.
1:01:58
I don’t believe you.
1:02:03
Oh, Charley.
1:02:06
You hate it?
1:02:07
It’s beautiful.
1:02:09
Ah...
1:02:13
What? What? What’s the matter?
1:02:15
Don’t you sometimes wish
I was younger?

1:02:18
No. I wish I was.
1:02:20
No. What are you
talking about?

1:02:22
Oh, come on. It’s comforting
with an old broad like you.

1:02:26
I don’t have to explain things
all the time,

1:02:28
like who Ronald Colman is.
1:02:31
You look very beautiful.
1:02:34
You know what you are?
1:02:35
Yes, but don’t tell anybody.
1:02:38
I’m a tall,
middle-aged Ukrainian.

1:02:42
A tall, handsome,
middle-aged Ukrainian.

1:02:48
How desperately do you want to
save the California coastline?

1:02:51
That’s $50 a plate.
1:02:56
On the other hand,
it’s tax-deductible.


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