1:05:02
Tell me about this Douvier.
1:05:06
I was his mistress and
private secretary for two years.
1:05:10
I know enough about Philippe to send him
to prison for his whole life.
1:05:18
You keep talking about this Douvier.
1:05:22
But who is Philippe?
1:05:25
- Philippe Douvier.
- His son?
1:05:28
Whose son? He has no son.
1:05:30
- His brother then?
- His brother is Fred.
1:05:32
- Then it has to be his father.
- His father's dead.
1:05:34
Now we're getting somewhere.
Who killed him?
1:05:36
- No one. He died of natural causes.
- Then who is this Philippe?
1:05:41
I want to see some identification.
Right now.
1:05:44
Right now.
I want to see some identification.
1:05:48
If you're not a policeman, then I
shouldn't be telling you these things.
1:05:56
- Can you keep a secret?
- L don't know. That depends.
1:06:01
Brace yourself for what
I'm about to tell you.
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I am none other...
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then Staff Inspector
Jacques Clouseau.
1:06:13
No, you're not.
1:06:15
- Yes, I am.
- No, you're not.
1:06:19
I am.
1:06:20
You're not.
1:06:27
Yes, you are.
1:06:29
Oh, my God!
1:06:31
I admit it's not
a good photograph, but...
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But I saw your funeral on television.
1:06:37
Yes. Yes.
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Even the pope was there.
Cheers.
1:06:42
But if you're not dead, who's dead?
1:06:47
A wandering transvestite
took my car...
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and stole my clothes at gunpoint.
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I have been working under the covers
tracking the killer.
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- The killer's Douvier!
- What?
1:06:59
He wanted to impress the godfather.