:16:04
Doris?
:16:10
Doris?
:16:16
Have you got
a woman in there?
:16:20
It's okay. It was old Mr.
Chalmers with my breakfast.
:16:23
I was very calm. He didn't suspect a
thing. He didn't ask about the girdle.
:16:27
- What?
- Girdle.
:16:32
Oh, great!
:16:34
Now he probably thinks
I'm a homo. Oh, well.
:16:36
What do you care? I stay here every year.
:16:40
Oh, yeah? How come?
:16:42
I have a friend who went into
the wine business near here.
:16:45
I fly out the same weekend every year
to do his books. From New Jersey?
:16:49
He was my first client. It's
sort of a sentimental thing.
:16:52
Oh, I see.
:16:57
Uh, Doris, I'd like to
tell you something. Okay.
:17:00
You probably think I do this
sort of thing all the time.
:17:03
I know I must appear very
smooth and glib and sexual.
:17:06
But since I've been married, this
is the very first time I've done this.
:17:10
Ah, sure. Don't worry.
I could tell.
:17:15
Listen, would you mind if I
had a little of your breakfast?
:17:19
Sure. I'm not hungry. Thank you.
:17:22
Even when I was single, I was no
good at quick, superficial affairs.
:17:26
I always had to like the person
- What do you mean, you could tell?
:17:29
- I n what way could you tell?
- What? Oh.
:17:32
Uh, well, it was
just little things,
:17:34
you know, like when you tried to
take your pants off over your shoes...
:17:38
and t
- tripped and hit your head on the coffee table.
:17:41
Just little things
like that.
:17:47
It's great to be totally honest
with another person, isn't it?
:17:50
It sure is.
:17:52
Doris, I haven't been totally
honest with you. You haven't?
:17:57
- I told you I was a married man with two children.
- You're not?