:17:00
You probably think I do this
sort of thing all the time.
:17:03
I know I must appear very
smooth and glib and sexual.
:17:06
But since I've been married, this
is the very first time I've done this.
:17:10
Ah, sure. Don't worry.
I could tell.
:17:15
Listen, would you mind if I
had a little of your breakfast?
:17:19
Sure. I'm not hungry. Thank you.
:17:22
Even when I was single, I was no
good at quick, superficial affairs.
:17:26
I always had to like the person
- What do you mean, you could tell?
:17:29
- I n what way could you tell?
- What? Oh.
:17:32
Uh, well, it was
just little things,
:17:34
you know, like when you tried to
take your pants off over your shoes...
:17:38
and t
- tripped and hit your head on the coffee table.
:17:41
Just little things
like that.
:17:47
It's great to be totally honest
with another person, isn't it?
:17:50
It sure is.
:17:52
Doris, I haven't been totally
honest with you. You haven't?
:17:57
- I told you I was a married man with two children.
- You're not?
:18:02
I'm a married man
with three children.
:18:07
I thought it would make me
seem less married.
:18:10
All right, I didn't think
it through, all right?
:18:14
There's been like a lead weight
inside me all morning.
:18:17
I mean, denying little Debbie like that!
:18:23
I was under a certain stress
or I wouldn't have done it.
:18:27
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Y-You understand?
:18:30
Sure. We all do
dopey things sometimes.
:18:39
Well...
:18:42
I really should be going.
:18:44
The nuns are gonna be wondering
what happened to me.
:18:52
Nuns?
Did you say nuns?
:18:56
Yeah, somehow it just didn't seem
right to bring up last night,
:18:59
but I was on my way
to retreat.