:48:02
that I've never
told anyone before,
:48:04
and then you tell me
some secret about yourself.
:48:08
- I've had enough surprises.
- You're gonna like this one.
:48:11
I've been having
sex dreams about you.
:48:13
Oh, yeah?
Almost every night too.
:48:17
What kind of sex dreams?
That's what's so strange.
:48:20
They're always the same.
:48:22
I mean, we're making love,
but it's always underwater.
:48:28
It's in caves, grottos,
swimming pools,
:48:30
but always underwater.
:48:32
Isn't that weird?
:48:34
I think it probably has something
to do with my being pregnant.
:48:37
Always underwater, huh?
Come on.
:48:39
You tell me some deep,
dark secret about yourself.
:48:42
I can't swim.
:48:47
I'll start with
the good story about her.
:48:49
You've never done that
before. You must be mellowing.
:48:51
Doris, do you mind?
No, I don't mind.
:48:55
We went to London,
:48:57
and as we were checking
into the hotel,
:48:59
there was a man in a formal
coat and striped pants...
:49:02
standing at the front entrance of the hotel.
:49:06
Helen handed him her suitcase
and breezed into the lobby.
:49:09
The man followed her in and politely explained
that not only didn't he work at the hotel,
:49:13
but that he was
the Danish ambassador.
:49:17
And without batting an eye, Helen said,
:49:20
"Well, that's marvelous! You can tell
us the good places to eat in Copenhagen."
:49:25
And he did!
:49:28
The point is,
it doesn't bother her at all...
:49:31
if she makes
a total ass of herself.
:49:35
I really admire that.
:49:40
And what is it
that you don't admire?
:49:44
It's that damn
sense of humor of hers.
:49:47
Good. These are always
the stories I like best.
:49:55
We'd been to a party,
:49:57
and we'd had
a few drinks.