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standing at the front entrance of the hotel.
:49:06
Helen handed him her suitcase
and breezed into the lobby.
:49:09
The man followed her in and politely explained
that not only didn't he work at the hotel,
:49:13
but that he was
the Danish ambassador.
:49:17
And without batting an eye, Helen said,
:49:20
"Well, that's marvelous! You can tell
us the good places to eat in Copenhagen."
:49:25
And he did!
:49:28
The point is,
it doesn't bother her at all...
:49:31
if she makes
a total ass of herself.
:49:35
I really admire that.
:49:40
And what is it
that you don't admire?
:49:44
It's that damn
sense of humor of hers.
:49:47
Good. These are always
the stories I like best.
:49:55
We'd been to a party,
:49:57
and we'd had
a few drinks.
:50:00
So we went to bed
and we started making love,
:50:04
and nothing happened.
:50:06
I mean, for me.
:50:09
I mean, I couldn't-
:50:11
Well, you get the picture.
Yeah. It was no big deal.
:50:14
I mean,
we laughed about it.
:50:16
Then about a half hour later,
just as I was going to sleep,
:50:20
Helen turned to me
and said, "It's funny.
:50:23
When I married a C.P.A., I always thought
it would be his eyes that would go first."
:50:38
Well... she was just trying
to make you feel better.
:50:42
Well, it didn't.
Some things aren't funny.
:50:48
What I'm trying to say is the thing
that bugs me the most about Helen...
:50:52
is that she broke
my pecker.