1:22:01
we're still
on our honeymoon.
1:22:06
Did I tell you I'm a grandmother? No.
1:22:10
But I think you picked a
weird time to announce it.
1:22:16
Congratulations.
Thank you.
1:22:19
Anyway, you're the youngest-looking
grandmother I've had a peak experience with.
1:22:24
Well, my mother thanks you.
My father thanks you.
1:22:27
My hairdresser thanks you. And
my plastic surgeon thanks you.
1:22:34
When Harry says, "You're not the girl I
married," he doesn't know how right he is.
1:22:39
Didn't Harry like your old nose?
Harry thinks this is my old nose.
1:22:45
He never noticed? No. Isn't that pathetic?
1:22:48
I mean, a new dress or something, I
could understand, but a whole nose?
1:22:52
Well, to be totally honest, I
don't see any difference either.
1:22:55
Well, I don't care. It's
sure different From my side.
1:22:59
Makes me
Feel more attractive.
1:23:03
Anyway, that's this year's
bad story about Harry.
1:23:06
Have you got one
about Helen?
1:23:09
Well, there was
this loud party next door.
1:23:13
Helen couldn't sleep.
1:23:16
And, uh, she didn't wanna
take a sleeping pill...
1:23:19
because she had to get
up at 6:00 in the morning.
1:23:24
So she took a couple of pills
and stuffed them in her ears.
1:23:28
What?
1:23:31
During the night,
the pills melted.
1:23:34
Then the next day, while the doctor was
digging the stuff out of her ears,
1:23:37
he said, "You know,
these can be taken orally."
1:23:43
Helen just laughed.
She didn't care.
1:23:47
I'll tell you something. If thatÂ’s the
worst story you can tell about your wife,
1:23:50
you must
be a very happy man.
1:23:52
Well, let's just say I've discovered
the potential for happiness.