Same Time, Next Year
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1:23:03
Anyway, that's this year's
bad story about Harry.

1:23:06
Have you got one
about Helen?

1:23:09
Well, there was
this loud party next door.

1:23:13
Helen couldn't sleep.
1:23:16
And, uh, she didn't wanna
take a sleeping pill...

1:23:19
because she had to get
up at 6:00 in the morning.

1:23:24
So she took a couple of pills
and stuffed them in her ears.

1:23:28
What?
1:23:31
During the night,
the pills melted.

1:23:34
Then the next day, while the doctor was
digging the stuff out of her ears,

1:23:37
he said, "You know,
these can be taken orally."

1:23:43
Helen just laughed.
She didn't care.

1:23:47
I'll tell you something. If that’s the
worst story you can tell about your wife,

1:23:50
you must
be a very happy man.

1:23:52
Well, let's just say I've discovered
the potential for happiness.

1:24:04
Yes, Liz?
1:24:09
No, honey.
It's 60 guests, not 16.

1:24:15
There's no problem. We've catered
parties for her lots of times. It-

1:24:19
I know, but she puts little
tables around her swimming pool,

1:24:22
and then there's room
on the patio for the buffet.

1:24:25
Right.
It's a brunch.

1:24:28
Right. That's okay.
Sure.

1:24:32
Uh, Liz,
did Harry call?

1:24:39
Okay. You know
where to reach me, huh?

1:24:46
I'm sorry. It was a busy weekend,
and I had to leave a number.

1:24:50
Does Harry know you’re here? No.
Harry still thinks I go on retreat.

1:24:55
Don't worry.
1:24:57
I'm not worried. Yeah?
Then why are you frowning?


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