:18:01
I'm Joey's mother.
:18:03
Ever since he was so high,
he's had such a crush on you!
:18:08
I've always been fond of Joe, too.
:18:11
Of all the children, he was the least worry.
:18:13
He worked in all those
cheap burlesque clubs.
:18:17
Always around stark-naked girls!
:18:21
But did it bother him? No.
:18:23
He never paid any attention.
Never even looked at them.
:18:27
Amatis, you love. Amant, they love.
:18:31
Amo, amas, amat, amamus, amatis, amant.
:18:35
Hey, kid, what kind of language is that?
:18:39
Oh, it's not a language. It's just some
jokes I'm working on. Some crazy jokes.
:18:52
"Pu... Pu... "
:18:57
Puella. Girl.
:19:03
"First Year Latin"?
:19:06
It's my kid brother's.
:19:09
- How old are you?
- Nineteen.
:19:12
Uh-huh. What year were you born?
:19:15
Uh, 1930...
:19:17
- Try 1934.
- Right. 1934.
:19:21
1935?
:19:24
1935, yeah.
:19:27
Now try 1492.
:19:30
See you around, kid.
:19:34
Maybe we could have
a drink together sometime?
:19:37
Oh, sure.
:19:43
You notice we have small waitresses here.
You know why? Make the drinks look bigger.
:19:48
That's my favorite one.
The one with the big tips.
:19:51
I got problems, too.
I went to see my psychiatrist.
:19:54
I told him I have suicidal tendencies.
He says "From now on, you pay in advance. "
:19:59
Look, I don't have to do this for a living.
I have four chinchillas at home in heat.