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"First Year Latin"?
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It's my kid brother's.
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- How old are you?
- Nineteen.
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Uh-huh. What year were you born?
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Uh, 1930...
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- Try 1934.
- Right. 1934.
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1935?
:19:24
1935, yeah.
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Now try 1492.
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See you around, kid.
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Maybe we could have
a drink together sometime?
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Oh, sure.
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You notice we have small waitresses here.
You know why? Make the drinks look bigger.
:19:48
That's my favorite one.
The one with the big tips.
:19:51
I got problems, too.
I went to see my psychiatrist.
:19:54
I told him I have suicidal tendencies.
He says "From now on, you pay in advance. "
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Look, I don't have to do this for a living.
I have four chinchillas at home in heat.
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No, I make a lot of money.
I just have trouble passing it.
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I just have trouble passing it. Is this on?
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First-year Latin!
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It's three o'clock in the morning.
Isn't it past your bedtime?
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I don't look for big laughs. I'll settle
for intelligent nods. Anything. Wink.
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You better stop lying, or your nose will grow!
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Ooh! Something's growing!
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The drummer's not really with the band,
but he has the car. Married 14 years.
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14 years, no children! Strict mother-in-law.
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Let's continue on. Right now, ladies
and gentlemen, here he is, Tops'n'Taps,
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- may we present Mr. Joe Gideon!
- You're on!