Life of Brian
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:07:11
How blessed are those who know
that He's a god.

:07:15
How blessed are the sorrowful.
They shall find consolation.

:07:21
How blessed are those
of gentle spirit.

:07:25
They shall have the earth
for their possession.

:07:29
How blessed are those
who hunger and thirst...

:07:33
to see right prevail.
:07:36
They shall be satisfied.
:07:40
How blessed are those
whose hearts are pure.

:07:44
They shall see God.
:07:46
Speak up!
Shhh. Quiet, Mum.

:07:49
Well, I can't hear a thing.
Let's go to the stoning.

:07:54
Shhh!
We can go to a stoning anytime.

:07:57
Oh, come on, Brian.
Will you be quiet?

:08:00
Don't pick your nose.
:08:02
I wasn't picking my nose.
I was scratching.

:08:05
You was picking it
while you was talking to that lady.

:08:08
I wasn't.
Leave it alone. Give it a rest.

:08:10
Do you mind?
I can't hear a word he's saying.

:08:13
Don't you "do you mind" me!
I was talking to my husband.

:08:16
Well, go and talk to him somewhere else.
I can't hear a bloody thing.

:08:19
Don't you swear at my wife.
:08:21
I was only asking her to shut up so
we can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.

:08:24
Don't you call my husband "Big Nose".
Well, he has got a big nose.

:08:28
Could you be quiet, please?
What was that?

:08:30
I was too busy
talking to Big Nose.

:08:32
I think it was,
"Blessed are the cheese makers".

:08:35
What's so special
about the cheese makers?

:08:38
Well, obviously, it's not meant
to be taken literally.

:08:41
It refers to any manufacturers
of dairy products.

:08:43
See, if you hadn't been going on,
we'd have heard that, Big Nose.

:08:46
Hey! Say that once more,
I'll smash your bloody face in.

:08:49
Better keep listening. Might be a bit
about, "Blessed are the Big Noses".

:08:52
Oh, lay off him.
:08:54
Oh, you're not so bad
yourself, Conch Face.

:08:56
Where are you two from,
Nose City?

:08:58
One more time, mate, I'll
take you to fuckin' cleaners!


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