Life of Brian
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:08:00
Don't pick your nose.
:08:02
I wasn't picking my nose.
I was scratching.

:08:05
You was picking it
while you was talking to that lady.

:08:08
I wasn't.
Leave it alone. Give it a rest.

:08:10
Do you mind?
I can't hear a word he's saying.

:08:13
Don't you "do you mind" me!
I was talking to my husband.

:08:16
Well, go and talk to him somewhere else.
I can't hear a bloody thing.

:08:19
Don't you swear at my wife.
:08:21
I was only asking her to shut up so
we can hear what he's saying, Big Nose.

:08:24
Don't you call my husband "Big Nose".
Well, he has got a big nose.

:08:28
Could you be quiet, please?
What was that?

:08:30
I was too busy
talking to Big Nose.

:08:32
I think it was,
"Blessed are the cheese makers".

:08:35
What's so special
about the cheese makers?

:08:38
Well, obviously, it's not meant
to be taken literally.

:08:41
It refers to any manufacturers
of dairy products.

:08:43
See, if you hadn't been going on,
we'd have heard that, Big Nose.

:08:46
Hey! Say that once more,
I'll smash your bloody face in.

:08:49
Better keep listening. Might be a bit
about, "Blessed are the Big Noses".

:08:52
Oh, lay off him.
:08:54
Oh, you're not so bad
yourself, Conch Face.

:08:56
Where are you two from,
Nose City?

:08:58
One more time, mate, I'll
take you to fuckin' cleaners!

:09:01
Language!
And don't pick your nose.

:09:05
I wasn't gonna pick my nose.
I was gonna thump him!

:09:07
Hear that? "Blessed are the Greek".
The Greek?

:09:10
Well, apparently
he's going to inherit the earth.

:09:13
Did anyone catch his name?
You're not gonna thump anybody.

:09:15
I'll thump him
if he calls me "Big Nose" again.

:09:18
Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
Oh! Right. I warned you.

:09:21
I really will slug you so hard
Oh, it's the meek!

:09:25
"Blessed are the meek"!
Oh, that's nice, isn't it?

:09:28
I'm glad they're getting something,
'cause they have a hell of a time.

:09:31
Listen, I'm only telling the truth.
You have got a very big nose.

:09:34
Hey, your nose gonna be three foot wide
across your face when I'm finished!

:09:39
Shhh!
Who hit yours, then?
Goliath's big brother?

:09:42
Oh. Right.
That's your last warning.

:09:44
Oh, do pipe down.
:09:47
Silly bitch.
Get in the way on me.

:09:53
Oh, come on.
Let's go to the stoning.

:09:56
All right.

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