Life of Brian
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:09:01
Language!
And don't pick your nose.

:09:05
I wasn't gonna pick my nose.
I was gonna thump him!

:09:07
Hear that? "Blessed are the Greek".
The Greek?

:09:10
Well, apparently
he's going to inherit the earth.

:09:13
Did anyone catch his name?
You're not gonna thump anybody.

:09:15
I'll thump him
if he calls me "Big Nose" again.

:09:18
Oh, shut up, Big Nose.
Oh! Right. I warned you.

:09:21
I really will slug you so hard
Oh, it's the meek!

:09:25
"Blessed are the meek"!
Oh, that's nice, isn't it?

:09:28
I'm glad they're getting something,
'cause they have a hell of a time.

:09:31
Listen, I'm only telling the truth.
You have got a very big nose.

:09:34
Hey, your nose gonna be three foot wide
across your face when I'm finished!

:09:39
Shhh!
Who hit yours, then?
Goliath's big brother?

:09:42
Oh. Right.
That's your last warning.

:09:44
Oh, do pipe down.
:09:47
Silly bitch.
Get in the way on me.

:09:53
Oh, come on.
Let's go to the stoning.

:09:56
All right.
:10:01
Blessed is just about anyone with
a vested interest in the status quo.

:10:05
Well, what Jesus fails to appreciate
is it's the meek who are the problem.

:10:09
Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg.
Yes, I see.

:10:13
Oh, come on, Brian. They're gonna
stone him before we get there.

:10:17
All right.
:10:20
That's disgusting.
:10:23
It's the chap with a big nose's fault.
He started it all.

:10:28
Oh, I hate wearing these beards.
:10:30
Why aren't women allowed
to go to stonings, Mum?

:10:33
It's written, that's why.
:10:35
Beard, madame?
:10:37
Oh, look, I haven't got time
to go to no stonings.

:10:40
He's not well again.
:10:42
Stone, sir?
:10:44
No, they got them up there,
lying around on the ground.

:10:46
Oh, not like these, sir.
Look at this.

:10:49
Feel the quality of that.
That's craftsmanship, sir.

:10:51
Well, all right. We'll have two
with points and a big, flat one.

:10:55
Can I have a flat one, Mum?
Shhh!

:10:57
Sorry. Dad.
All right.

:10:59
Two points, two flats
and a packet of gravel.


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