:10:01
Blessed is just about anyone with
a vested interest in the status quo.
:10:05
Well, what Jesus fails to appreciate
is it's the meek who are the problem.
:10:09
Yes, yes. Absolutely, Reg.
Yes, I see.
:10:13
Oh, come on, Brian. They're gonna
stone him before we get there.
:10:17
All right.
:10:20
That's disgusting.
:10:23
It's the chap with a big nose's fault.
He started it all.
:10:28
Oh, I hate wearing these beards.
:10:30
Why aren't women allowed
to go to stonings, Mum?
:10:33
It's written, that's why.
:10:35
Beard, madame?
:10:37
Oh, look, I haven't got time
to go to no stonings.
:10:40
He's not well again.
:10:42
Stone, sir?
:10:44
No, they got them up there,
lying around on the ground.
:10:46
Oh, not like these, sir.
Look at this.
:10:49
Feel the quality of that.
That's craftsmanship, sir.
:10:51
Well, all right. We'll have two
with points and a big, flat one.
:10:55
Can I have a flat one, Mum?
Shhh!
:10:57
Sorry. Dad.
All right.
:10:59
Two points, two flats
and a packet of gravel.
:11:02
Packet of gravel. Should be
a good one this afternoon.
:11:04
Who?
Local boy.
:11:06
Oh, good.
Enjoy yourselves.
:11:25
Matthias, son
of Deuteronomy of Gath?
:11:28
Do I say yes? Yes.
Yes.
:11:31
You have been found guilty
by the elders of the town...
:11:34
of uttering
the name of our Lord.
:11:37
And so as a blasphemer...
:11:41
you are to be stoned to death.
:11:44
Look, I'd had a lovely supper,
:11:47
and all I said to my wife was,
:11:49
"That piece of halibut
was good enough for Jehovah".
:11:52
Blasphemy! He said it again!
:11:55
Did you hear him?