Life of Brian
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:17:00
Vroom, like a rat out of an aqueduct!
The bastard!

:17:03
Yeah, so next time you go on
about the bloody Romans,

:17:06
don't forget
you're one of 'em!

:17:08
I'm not a Roman, Mum!
And I never will be!

:17:11
I'm a kike, a Yid,
a hebe, a hooknose!

:17:14
I'm kosher, Mum! I'm a Red Sea
pedestrian, and proud of it!

:17:22
Sex, sex, sex. That's all
they think about, huh?

:17:26
Well, how are you,
then, officer?

:17:45
Ladies and gentlemen,
the next contest...

:17:49
is between...
:17:51
Frank Goliath,
the Macedonian babycrusher,

:17:55
and Boris Mineburg.
:18:01
Larks' tongues.
Wren's livers.

:18:04
Chaffinch brains.
Jaguars' earlobes.

:18:09
Wolf's nipple chips. Get 'em
while they're hot. They're lovely.

:18:11
Dromedary pretzels, only half a denar.
Tuscany fried bats.

:18:15
I do feel, Reg, that any
antilmperialist group like ours...

:18:19
must reflect such a divergence
of interest within its power base.

:18:23
Oh, great. Francis?
Yeah, I think Judith's point
of view is very valid, Reg,

:18:26
provided the movement
never forgets...

:18:28
that it is the inalienable
right of every man
Or woman.

:18:31
or woman
to rid himself

:18:32
Or herself.
or herself

:18:34
Agreed.
Thank you, brother.

:18:36
Or sister.
Or sister.

:18:38
Where was I?
:18:40
I think you finished.
Oh, right.

:18:42
Furthermore, it is
the birthright of every man

:18:45
Or woman.
Why don't you shut up about women?

:18:48
Women have a perfect right
to play a part in our movement.

:18:51
Why are you always on
about women, Stan?

:18:54
I want to be one.
:18:57
What?
I want to be a woman.


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