Life of Brian
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:34:02
What
:34:32
You lucky bastard.
:34:35
Who's that?
:34:37
You lucky, lucky bastard.
:34:39
What?
Quite the little jailer's pet, are we?

:34:42
What do you mean?
You must've slipped him a few shekels.

:34:45
Slipped him a few shekels?
You saw him spit in my face.

:34:48
Oh, what wouldn't I give
to be spat at in the face!

:34:52
I sometimes hang awake at night
dreaming of being spat at in the face.

:34:57
Well, it's not exactly friendly.
They have me in manacles.

:35:00
Manacles?
:35:02
My idea of heaven is to be
allowed to be put in manacles...

:35:06
just for a few hours.
:35:08
They must think the sun shines
out of your ass, son.

:35:12
Oh, lay off me!
I've had a hard time!

:35:14
You've had a hard time?
I've been here five years.

:35:17
They only hung me the right way
up yesterday, so don't you

:35:20
All right, all right.
:35:23
They must think
you're Lord God Almighty.

:35:26
What will they do to me?
Oh, you'll probably
get away with crucifixion.

:35:30
Crucifixion?
Yeah, first offense.

:35:33
Get away with crucifixion?
It's

:35:35
Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
What?

:35:38
Oh, yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion,
this country'd be in a bloody mess.

:35:41
Guard!
Nail him up, I say!

:35:44
Guard!
Nail some sense into him!

:35:47
What do you want?
:35:49
I want you to move me to another cell.
:35:52
Aah!
Oh, look at that! Bloody favoritism.

:35:56
Shut up, you!
Sorry.


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