Life of Brian
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Manacles?
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My idea of heaven is to be
allowed to be put in manacles...

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just for a few hours.
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They must think the sun shines
out of your ass, son.

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Oh, lay off me!
I've had a hard time!

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You've had a hard time?
I've been here five years.

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They only hung me the right way
up yesterday, so don't you

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All right, all right.
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They must think
you're Lord God Almighty.

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What will they do to me?
Oh, you'll probably
get away with crucifixion.

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Crucifixion?
Yeah, first offense.

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Get away with crucifixion?
It's

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Best thing the Romans ever did for us.
What?

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Oh, yeah, if we didn't have crucifixion,
this country'd be in a bloody mess.

:35:41
Guard!
Nail him up, I say!

:35:44
Guard!
Nail some sense into him!

:35:47
What do you want?
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I want you to move me to another cell.
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Aah!
Oh, look at that! Bloody favoritism.

:35:56
Shut up, you!
Sorry.

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Now take my case.
They hung me up here five years ago.

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Every night, they take me down for
20 minutes, then they hang me up again,

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which I regard as very fair
in view of what I've done.

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And if nothing else, it's
taught me to respect the Romans,

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and it's taught me that you'll
never get anywhere in this life...

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unless you're prepared to do
a fair day's work for a fair day's

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Oh, shut up!
:36:26
Here.
Pilate wants to see you.

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Me?
Come on!

:36:31
Pilate? What's he want
to see me for?

:36:33
I think he wants to know which way up
you want to be crucified.

:36:36
Nice one, centurion. Like it.
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Shut up!
Right, right.

:36:43
Terrific race, the Romans.
Terrific!


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