:36:02
Now take my case.
They hung me up here five years ago.
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Every night, they take me down for
20 minutes, then they hang me up again,
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which I regard as very fair
in view of what I've done.
:36:10
And if nothing else, it's
taught me to respect the Romans,
:36:15
and it's taught me that you'll
never get anywhere in this life...
:36:19
unless you're prepared to do
a fair day's work for a fair day's
:36:23
Oh, shut up!
:36:26
Here.
Pilate wants to see you.
:36:29
Me?
Come on!
:36:31
Pilate? What's he want
to see me for?
:36:33
I think he wants to know which way up
you want to be crucified.
:36:36
Nice one, centurion. Like it.
:36:39
Shut up!
Right, right.
:36:43
Terrific race, the Romans.
Terrific!
:37:04
Hail Caesar.
Hail.
:37:06
Only one survivor, sir.
Oh. "Thwow" him to the floor.
:37:09
What's that?
Throw him to the floor.
:37:13
Oh.
:37:17
Now, what is
your name, Jew?
:37:20
Brian, sir.
"Bwian", eh?
:37:23
No, no. Brian.
:37:25
Aah!
:37:27
The little rascal
has "spiwit".
:37:30
Has what, sir?
"Spiwit".
:37:33
Yes, he did, sir.
:37:35
No, no. "Spiwit", "bwavado",
a touch of "dewwingdo".
:37:39
Oh, uh, about 11, sir.
:37:44
So, you dare to "waid" us?
:37:47
To what, sir?
:37:49
"Stwike" him, centurion,
very "woughly".
:37:52
Aah!
And "thwow" him to the floor, sir?
:37:55
What?
"Thwow" him to the floor again, sir?
:37:58
Oh, yes, "thwow" him
to the floor, please.