:05:01
You nearly stepped on my dinner.
:05:04
Forgive me.
:05:07
Bon appétit!
:05:09
- Renfield!
- Yes, master?
:05:11
Didn't mean to bother you
while you are eating.
:05:14
When you are finished, tidy up a bit.
:05:18
Certainly, master.
:05:26
"Cheating on your honeymoon can be fun.
:05:30
"How to get your gynecologist
to tear up his bill...
:05:33
"by yelling rape in the office.
:05:36
"The 10 best states
to divorce your old man in.
:05:40
"Husband-beating.
Ten men tell why they like it."
:05:44
Sick.
:05:47
Cindy Sondheim...
:05:49
one day I will take you away from all of this.
:05:56
Wake up, master!
:06:05
Master, there's someone at the door.
:06:07
They want to see you.
I think they are from the government.
:06:12
- How do you know?
- They are wearing shoes.
:06:15
"And therefore by a unanimous vote
of the Central Committee...
:06:18
"it has been decided to turn this castle...
:06:21
"into a training camp
for our young athletes."
:06:25
You and your cockroach-eating friend
over there...
:06:28
have 48 hours to get out!
:06:31
Good evening, Comrade Count.
:06:39
Wait one minute.
:06:43
This is my home.
:06:45
My people cleared the land.
:06:47
We tortured innocent peasants for it.
:06:49
We even murdered for it.
:06:51
By Romanian law, that makes it ours.
:06:55
Now you listen to me, stupid.
:06:59
In 48 hours, we will be back here...