:04:04
Thirteen hundred and...
:04:06
- Renfield!
- 56, master.
:04:10
Yes.
:04:11
Yes, 1356, Warsaw, I bit her once.
:04:16
I met her again in England
in nineteen hundred...
:04:18
- 31.
- 31!
:04:22
Two bites that time...
:04:24
I knew her as Mina Harker.
:04:27
But I lost her in that damn London fog.
:04:30
I'll never forget it, master.
:04:32
That was the time
Dr. Van Helsing nearly got you.
:04:36
If it hadn't been for that cigarette case
I gave you for your 650th birthday...
:04:41
he would have driven that stake
right through your heart.
:04:45
What?
:04:46
He would have driven that stake
right through your heart.
:04:50
So what do you want from me, a medal?
:04:52
Sorry, master.
:04:56
Cindy and I are going down
to the cellar to take a little nap.
:04:59
- Master, please be careful!
- What is it?
:05:01
You nearly stepped on my dinner.
:05:04
Forgive me.
:05:07
Bon appétit!
:05:09
- Renfield!
- Yes, master?
:05:11
Didn't mean to bother you
while you are eating.
:05:14
When you are finished, tidy up a bit.
:05:18
Certainly, master.
:05:26
"Cheating on your honeymoon can be fun.
:05:30
"How to get your gynecologist
to tear up his bill...
:05:33
"by yelling rape in the office.
:05:36
"The 10 best states
to divorce your old man in.
:05:40
"Husband-beating.
Ten men tell why they like it."
:05:44
Sick.
:05:47
Cindy Sondheim...
:05:49
one day I will take you away from all of this.
:05:56
Wake up, master!