The Jerk
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:26:15
Don't be so hard on yourself.
:26:17
How could you know
that was "lron Balls" McGinty?

:26:21
Escargot. Salad.
:26:24
Would Monsieur care for another bottle
of the Château Latour.

:26:27
Yes, but no more 1966.
:26:29
Let's splurge. Bring us some fresh wine.
:26:32
The freshest you've got.
:26:34
This year's. No more of this old stuff.
:26:37
Oui, Monsieur.
:26:39
He doesn't realize he's dealing
with sophisticated people here.

:26:43
Marie, just stay calm.
:26:45
Don't look down.
:26:46
Don't look down. Look up.
Keep your eyes up and keep 'em that way.

:26:50
Waiter.
:26:54
There are snails on her plate.
:26:59
Now get them out of here
before she sees them!.

:27:01
Look away!. Keep your eyes that way!.
:27:04
You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this
you'd be able to keep the snails...

:27:08
...off the food!.
:27:10
There are so many snails in there
you can't see the food.

:27:13
Remove them!. Bring me the cheese
sandwich appetizers you talked me out of.

:27:17
Oui, Monsieur.
:27:19
Can you believe this?
:27:21
First they didn't have umbrellas
for the wine, now snails on the food.

:27:25
Two boobs. That's what he takes us for.
:27:39
-Hi, honey.
-Hi, doll face.

:27:41
Everything okay?
:27:42
Remember how you told me
to take unnecessary lessons?

:27:46
Well, l just took a lesson.
:27:48
And a very good student too.
Adios, senora.

:27:52
You took bullfighting?
:27:54
No. Knife-throwing.
:27:57
Knife-throwing's great!.
:27:58
-I can almost do it.
-Well, let me see your stuff!.


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