The Jerk
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:27:01
Look away!. Keep your eyes that way!.
:27:04
You'd think at a fancy restaurant like this
you'd be able to keep the snails...

:27:08
...off the food!.
:27:10
There are so many snails in there
you can't see the food.

:27:13
Remove them!. Bring me the cheese
sandwich appetizers you talked me out of.

:27:17
Oui, Monsieur.
:27:19
Can you believe this?
:27:21
First they didn't have umbrellas
for the wine, now snails on the food.

:27:25
Two boobs. That's what he takes us for.
:27:39
-Hi, honey.
-Hi, doll face.

:27:41
Everything okay?
:27:42
Remember how you told me
to take unnecessary lessons?

:27:46
Well, l just took a lesson.
:27:48
And a very good student too.
Adios, senora.

:27:52
You took bullfighting?
:27:54
No. Knife-throwing.
:27:57
Knife-throwing's great!.
:27:58
-I can almost do it.
-Well, let me see your stuff!.

:28:02
Okay.
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This is very good for a beginner.
:28:09
This is exciting. I love this!.
:28:12
Come on!.
:28:14
-Turn sideways...
-Okay.

:28:17
...and put a balloon in your mouth.
:28:19
Do you have a balloon?
:28:22
No. Wait. Yes!.
:28:26
Okay.
:28:28
Is it in your mouth?
:28:29
Throw 'em good and hard, so they'll stick.
:28:33
Okay.
:28:38
One...
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...two...
:28:42
...three!.
:28:44
Four, five, six!.
:28:50
I missed.
:28:52
Honey, you did good.
:28:54
I can't do anything right.
:28:57
Honey, you worry too much.

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