:30:11
Everybody, Navin's on TV.
Marie, it's Navin!.
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Look, honey,
here's that interview you did on TV.
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Shut off the music!.
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Everyone, we're going to watch Navin
on the TV.
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Sit down, sit down.
On the floor. Sit around.
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American Time news magazine
turns its probing eye...
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...on Navin Johnson,
the inventor ofthe Opti-Grab...
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...that little glasses handle that sold
10 million units in a few short months.
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Mr. Johnson, you've become
a millionaire overnight. Who are you?
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Who is Navin Johnson?
:30:47
Navin is a complex personality,
as are most ofthe...
:30:51
...small breed of modern-day
renaissance millionaires.
:30:55
We hadplanned to show you
the entire Johnson interview.
:30:58
However, when we returned to our studio,
our news department informed us...
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...ofa sensational development
in the Johnson story.
:31:05
It seems that an irate group of citizens...
:31:08
...led by the celebrity, Mr. Carl Reiner...
:31:10
...has fiiled a class action suit
against Mr. Johnson and his Opti-Grab.
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Here's what Mr. Reiner had to say
at a press conference:
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When Opti-Grab came out
l thought it was the greatest thing ever.
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And l bought a pair. And this is the result.
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This little handle is like a magnet.
Your eyes are drawn to it...
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...and you end up cockeyed.
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Now, as a director,
l am constantly using my eyes...
:31:36
...and this Opti-Grab device
has caused irreparable harm to my career.
:31:40
Let me show you a clip
from my latest fiilm...
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...where my faulty depth perception kept
me from yelling "cut" at the right time.
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Cut!
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Ifl had yelled "cut" on time,
those actors would be alive today.