The Jerk
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...ofa sensational development
in the Johnson story.

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It seems that an irate group of citizens...
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...led by the celebrity, Mr. Carl Reiner...
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...has fiiled a class action suit
against Mr. Johnson and his Opti-Grab.

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Here's what Mr. Reiner had to say
at a press conference:

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When Opti-Grab came out
l thought it was the greatest thing ever.

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And l bought a pair. And this is the result.
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This little handle is like a magnet.
Your eyes are drawn to it...

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...and you end up cockeyed.
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Now, as a director,
l am constantly using my eyes...

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...and this Opti-Grab device
has caused irreparable harm to my career.

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Let me show you a clip
from my latest fiilm...

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...where my faulty depth perception kept
me from yelling "cut" at the right time.

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Cut!
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Ifl had yelled "cut" on time,
those actors would be alive today.

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That's why l am spearheading the
$10 million class action suit...

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...against Mr. Johnson,
and his irresponsible selling ofa product...

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...he didn't even test on prisoners!
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-Thank you.
-Party's over!.

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Wait a second. Where you going?
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I'm gonna get in touch
with that Reiner guy.

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I got some change upstairs.
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We'll get some potato chips
and there's some beer up there.

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We'll make it a less formal thing.
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Let's find another party.
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Honey!. Why the gloom?
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This is not the end of the rainbow.
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I'm Navin Johnson, inventor!.
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This is no big deal.
This is a parking ticket to me.

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Only instead of $5, it's $10 million.
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I don't care about losing all the money.

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