:04:03
So am I. It's almost 7:00.
:04:07
Robert.
:04:10
- Robert?
- Yes.
:04:12
Do you love me?
:04:14
No, Jane, I don't love you.
:04:16
I love your car,
and I love your garage...
:04:19
and I love going to sleep here
three nights a week...
:04:21
because we can't afford a motel.
:04:23
- Baby-sitter.
- That, too.
:04:28
Because your children
might go bananas...
:04:31
if they were to wake up
in the middle of the night...
:04:33
and see their divorced mommy...
:04:35
lying in bed with
some lovable stranger...
:04:38
they've been calling
"Uncle Robert" for two years.
:04:44
Robert, I hate to be pushy
first thing in the morning...
:04:48
but we've got to get married.
:04:50
We'll get married as soon
as Old Man Wheeler retires...
:04:52
and makes me
manager of the store.
:04:54
You've been telling me
that for nearly a year.
:04:57
It's not fair. I love you.
:05:15
Don't bother, Charlotte,
I'll find him.
:05:17
Can't you redeposit the check?
:05:19
It's already been
returned twice, Mrs. Bailey.
:05:24
Albert!
:05:26
I have to talk to you.
:05:29
First take off your clothes
and hop on the table.
:05:32
Albert, this is your wife,
not your nurse.
:05:35
You'd think after being
married for nine years...
:05:36
to the funniest vet
in southern Oregon...
:05:38
you'd have developed
a sense of humor.
:05:41
Oh, Jesus.
Jesus, you taste good!
:05:43
Why do you
always taste so good?
:05:45
It's those damn mints
you carry in your purse.
:05:47
Lock the door and we'll turn
your unexpected visit...
:05:51
into an X-rated commercial
for Certs.
:05:53
Albert, I haven't
even had breakfast yet.
:05:56
Stop licking my face,
you dumb dog.