How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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:06:00
God, even the animals here
are oversexed.

:06:02
Yeah, they are.
:06:03
Remember, Louise,
a good man is hard to find...

:06:06
and a hard man is good to find.
:06:08
Albert, I need $1,000.
:06:11
I wrote some checks
for merchandise yesterday.

:06:14
Yes! Ye Olde Antique Shoppe!
:06:18
When is that silly store
going to show a profit?

:06:21
This year, I promise.
:06:22
That's what you said last year.
:06:24
Just write me a check.
:06:25
We're being audited by the IRS.
You know that.

:06:28
The accountant says
no more checks for two weeks.

:06:31
Screw the accountant!
:06:32
Not my type.
:06:34
Albert, you're a doctor.
:06:35
You must have
cash hidden somewhere.

:06:37
I did. Remember?
I gave it to you last month.

:06:41
- Lent.
- Gave.

:06:43
Isn't it about time
you admitted it?

:06:44
Admitted what?
:06:46
You're a terrible businesswoman.
:06:50
Albert, I need $1,000.
:06:52
Please don't make me beg for it.
:06:57
We'll talk about it
tonight after dinner...

:07:00
over a bottle of Dom Perignon,
under the covers.

:07:04
You don't have to get me drunk
to sleep with you.

:07:08
I love sleeping with you.
:07:10
It might be the only thing
we have in common.

:07:13
No, Louise, we have
something else in common... money.

:07:16
My ability to make it
and yours to spend it.

:07:19
You are without a doubt
the perfect example...

:07:22
of the half-liberated American
woman of the Seventies...

:07:24
"I want to do my own thing as
long as my husband pays for it."

:07:28
Albert, I am not
a perfect example of anything.

:07:32
I am also not the Barbie doll
you think you married.

:07:35
I'm a grown-up
human being wife...

:07:37
and I deserve
to be treated like one.

:07:38
Do you understand?
:07:40
Quit stalling.
Let's do it.

:07:46
Jesus, I love it
when you talk French.


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