How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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:21:02
Drive slower.
:21:05
I got four of them.
Anybody else?

:21:08
I got one.
:21:10
Elaine, how about
the anniversary pageant?

:21:14
We're all meeting
at my house Monday morning.

:21:16
I'll call you, Natalie.
I promise.

:21:28
I'll give you 10 bucks
for this racquet, Elaine.

:21:31
It's a deal, Jerry.
:21:33
Say, did Millard have any balls?
:21:39
I can't. It's too easy.
:21:41
Next to the freezer,
the yellow can.

:21:44
All you can find
go with the racquet, OK?

:21:53
What is it,
a ball filled with real money?

:21:59
It says, "The entire gross
of the first day...

:22:03
"of the anniversary sale here at
Valley River Shopping Center...

:22:05
"is going to be put inside...
:22:07
"and the person who guesses
closest to the amount...

:22:08
"will win a two-week,
all expenses paid trip...

:22:11
"to Hawaii
for the entire family."

:22:14
Gosh, if I entered
that contest...

:22:17
and I won 41/8 round-trip
tickets to Hawaii...

:22:22
and I cashed it in,
I'd have nearly $2,000.

:22:25
Why don't we become hookers
and rent a motel room?

:22:28
We'd starve to death.
:22:29
There's 12,000 college girls
in this town giving it away.

:22:32
You're right.
We could kidnap Natalie...

:22:36
and her husband would pay us
100,000 not to send her back.

:22:39
That's a good idea.
:22:52
My treat.
:22:53
Thank you.
:22:56
Thank you, Louise.
:22:57
I don't know.
:22:59
There's just gotta be some way
we can make money.


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