How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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:22:03
"of the anniversary sale here at
Valley River Shopping Center...

:22:05
"is going to be put inside...
:22:07
"and the person who guesses
closest to the amount...

:22:08
"will win a two-week,
all expenses paid trip...

:22:11
"to Hawaii
for the entire family."

:22:14
Gosh, if I entered
that contest...

:22:17
and I won 41/8 round-trip
tickets to Hawaii...

:22:22
and I cashed it in,
I'd have nearly $2,000.

:22:25
Why don't we become hookers
and rent a motel room?

:22:28
We'd starve to death.
:22:29
There's 12,000 college girls
in this town giving it away.

:22:32
You're right.
We could kidnap Natalie...

:22:36
and her husband would pay us
100,000 not to send her back.

:22:39
That's a good idea.
:22:52
My treat.
:22:53
Thank you.
:22:56
Thank you, Louise.
:22:57
I don't know.
:22:59
There's just gotta be some way
we can make money.

:23:02
We could make porno flicks
and wear masks.

:23:05
No, Robert and I
got bombed out one night...

:23:07
and put "I love you"
on my ankle.

:23:10
We'll wear masks,
you wear socks.

:23:13
Come on,
let's get out of here.

:23:15
What do you think about
a doggie bag for the butter?

:23:19
Hell with it.
:23:26
No, Albert,
I'm not in the mood.

:23:29
When will you be in the mood?
:23:31
Probably not for a long time.
:23:34
I'm very depressed.
:23:36
Albert, I think
I'm going to lose the store.

:23:40
Louise, I swear to you,
there is no money.

:23:44
If you only knew what is
going on in that hospital.

:23:47
It's not only the IRS.
:23:48
I'm in deep
financial trouble.

:23:51
I need you to hold me,
to hug me, to kiss me...

:23:55
to reassure me that everything
isn't as hopeless as it looks.

:23:59
The only thing
that's hopeless, Albert...


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