How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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Why didn't you tell me
you were gonna sue me?

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I was going to tell you.
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I was about to
when the doorbell rang.

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I'm sorry, baby,
but I had no choice.

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Don't be angry at me, Louise.
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How dare you apologize
when you're taking me to court!

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What do you want me to do?
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Jump up and down, scream, yell!
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Would that make you feel better?
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Yes!
I hate punching a coward!

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Louise, they say
the 36,000 I loaned you...

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Gave me, Albert.
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How many times
do I have to tell you?

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- Loaned you!
- Gave me!

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- Loaned!
- Gave!

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Louise...
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Louise, stop it!
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It's not me.
It's the rotten government.

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If I don't sue you,
they're going to nail me...

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for thousands of dollars
in taxes I don't have.

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- I love you.
- You love me?

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Yes!
And I know how you must feel.

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But try not
to take it personally.

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It's only business.
Can't you understand that?

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Of course I understand that.
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And this is only personal!
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Next time you want
to go into business with me...

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just knock on the door
to the den...

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because that's where
I'll be living.

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You're making
too much out of this.

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It's all very simple.
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I sue you,
you go bankrupt, we're even.

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Even?
We're even, Albert?

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You put me out of business
with a bankruptcy sign...

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in a window of my store
for everybody to see...

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and we're even?
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No, Albert.
We'll never be even.

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Louise!
Remember what Lincoln said.

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"A house divided against itself
cannot long stand."

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He also said...
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"You can fool some of the people
some of the time...

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"but you can't fool all of
the people all of the time."

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He also said...
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"With malice toward none
and charity to all."

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The last thing he said was...
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"Honey, I've got two great seats
for the theater tonight."

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Why did I bring up Lincoln?
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Come back! I love you!
:28:59
Kiss my ass!

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