How to Beat the High Co$t of Living
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Next time you want
to go into business with me...

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just knock on the door
to the den...

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because that's where
I'll be living.

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You're making
too much out of this.

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It's all very simple.
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I sue you,
you go bankrupt, we're even.

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Even?
We're even, Albert?

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You put me out of business
with a bankruptcy sign...

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in a window of my store
for everybody to see...

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and we're even?
:28:25
No, Albert.
We'll never be even.

:28:27
Louise!
Remember what Lincoln said.

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"A house divided against itself
cannot long stand."

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He also said...
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"You can fool some of the people
some of the time...

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"but you can't fool all of
the people all of the time."

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He also said...
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"With malice toward none
and charity to all."

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The last thing he said was...
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"Honey, I've got two great seats
for the theater tonight."

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Why did I bring up Lincoln?
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Come back! I love you!
:28:59
Kiss my ass!
:29:01
Right! I want to make up!
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How you doing, Mrs. Houghton?
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- Hi, Mike.
- Fill 'er up?

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Jesus!
Nine cents more from last week?

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That's incredible!
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Well, it's not us.
It's the Arabs.

:29:25
I'm still making
the same amount of money...

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on a gallon of gasoline
as I did in 1958.

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You must have made
a bundle in '58.

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I'll switch to regular.
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I'm sorry, ma'am,
you can't do that.

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Your car takes lead-free.
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The regular gas...
the nozzle's too big.

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It won't fit in your tank.
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Shove it in.
Use Vaseline if you have to.

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The idea is to keep your car
free from pollutants.


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